Stealing Watermelons A True Story — I hope the statute of limitations has expired When I was a young tyke, full of innocence, no more than ten years old, My older brother and his buddies were up to stealing watermelons I was told. On a pitch-dark, hot summer’s night, we embarked on our watermelon heist, I remained in the “get-away car” with the driver and experienced a poltergeist. As two boys…